VorwortScully, the red – haired agent,
And her partner, 'Spooky' M.,
Still belong to Fox and others,
Even though I borrow them.
They and the 'X-files' stories
Are their owner's property,
And I can make no money
So I write these things for free.
But if one foggy Christmas Eve,
Carter came to say,
"Anne with your stories fine,
Won't you sign the dotted line?"
Then I'd be glad to join them
And I'd shouted out with glee,
"Scully the red – haired agent,
Now you do belong to me!"